|Captain Caveman ... Real Dude!|
Really? Like I don't have enough female dominance in my life? If I put off mowing the grass for one day, my beautiful wife brings the old, "So, ummm ... is that yard gonna cut itself?" When my daughter was a little girl, I had to play house, school, or have a tea party, often wearing ... well let's just say "not my shade of pink". And God-forbid I should ever NOT wanna watch "Glee", "Desperate Housewives", or "What Wedding Dress Not To Wear Fashion Police" or whatever ... oh no, that's simply unheard of! I mean seriously, apparently you gals needed a rib ... so you just freaking took one of mine! I think I speak for all guys when I say we have been "GETTING CHICKED!" forever!
Can't I at least go out for a simple jog with thousands of my bro's without
I mean, if you're athletically superior .. fine! I can rest at night with that, I guess. But now there's a phrase to emphasize and celebrate this "sisterhood of the ya-ya traveling running sneakers headband" accomplishment? Well, that's just one too many shots below the belt madam!
So, today I am appealing to all Manly Runners Everywhere! Brothers, we must take any and all drastic means available to end this epidemic.
If you detect a Fervent-Fraulein growing larger in your review mirror ... lock arms with the warrior next to you gents. We shall form a testosterone picket fence across the roadway to keep this ambitious lady at bay!
Or, drop current sale flyers from New York & Co, Victoria's Secret, or Ann Taylor in their path. Offensive ... probably! But maybe, just maybe, the three-day sale on purses and push-up bras will distract them long enough for us to pull ahead. Or possibly they'll just "accidentally" trip over the discounts!
|Old-time dudes getting "Chicked!!!"|
(You go girl! ... just don't try to go by me!) Oh, and ...
Be Great Today!