Take yesterday morning for example (which has happened a handful of times over the years). I'm on the road at approx 4:30am and a friendly police officer slows down, leans over to the passenger window, and watches as I run by. I thought for a minute he was gonna fire up the cherries and "pull me over". Then he circles around, drives up a street and sits and waits for me go run by again. THEN, he does the same thing another block down???
Don't get me wrong, I love cops, but was there an A.P.B on jogger-robbers in the neighborhood last night? Have we recently been hit by Garmin-wearin' bandits that I'm unaware of? Is it common in KC for burglars to dress in running shorts and technical tees on a 45 degree morning ... and haul their loot down the middle of the street as they make their fleet-footed get-away?
If I was a hot young cutie or something, I kinda get it ... but seriously "NOTHING TO SEE HERE ... MOVE ALONG". But in fairness to the officer I was running in a ski-mask, a bag with a giant "$" sign, a rappelling rope, and the combination to several safes ... so I understand, I guess?
... be great today!