Tonight I was listening to "Feels So Right" by Alabama on YouTube ... obviously one of the Top 10 Greatest MAKEOUT songs of all time (maybe or maybe not trying to set the mood for later, you know what I mean (boomchicka)) ... when Michael uttered the following most unfathomable words of all time to me ...
"What's that song? I've never heard it before in my life!!!"
Wh ... wha ... what did she say??? It was like the earth came to a crashing halt. I'm not joking. This girl grew up in Florida and Kentucky and she has never heard "Feels So Right" by Alabama. That's like saying "I'm not familiar with the National Anthem", or "Did you ever hear if Barack Obama got elected or not?", or "Have you ever tried ice ... it's so cold!" I mean WHAT??? I'm both astonished and embarrassed at the same time. Really Michael ... Alabama's "Feels So Right"??? That's just wrong! Who did I marry???
Here's greatness from YouTube if you're interested ... and Michael please feel free to take notes! Dang!
... please save the musically illiterate world today!