"1 KING SIZED ASS"

About the title of this blog - sorry about the profane nature, but my wife, Michael, told me a funny story from her work the other day.  We both try to be "fitness nuts" and eat as healthy as possible, but around the holidays we of course stray off-course.  At her work cafeteria on Thursday after lunch, she wanted something chocolaty.  So she bought a King Sized package of M&M's.  When the lady at the counter rang them up, the limited character cash register display read, "1 KING SIZED ASS"!  HA, PRICELESS! 

I'm sure it was abbreviated for "1 King Sized Assortment", or something - but apparently someone in the inventory department thought this was humurous.  Michael laughed and was like, "Really - I take a break from eating right for 10 minutes and this is what I get".  Too funny!

No worries baby!  I couldn't care less if you ever grow "1 King Sized Ass" ... it's your "KING SIZED HEART" that I'm in love with!   Everyone together now ... AWWWWWE! (Just trying to be a little more loving in the new year!)  Be great today!