Here's a little something for all you Halloweenie 5K'ers out there. If a picture's worth a thousand words, these are a few that describe this race photo disaster: embarrassing ... humiliating ... worst idea ever ... not funny ... uncool ... why ... less of a man ... peer pressure ... not in control of my home ... ridiculous ... trying to be a team player ... didn't even win first place in the dress-up contest ... I'm a grump old man ... never again!
Yes, that's Michael and me at the 2009 Elmwood Graveyard 5K in Kansas City. MICHAEL thought it would be a great idea to dress up like Bert & Ernie. MICHAEL had a great time with this. MICHAEL was apparently not aware of how much this would scar me.
But actually this got really funny, and kind of offensive, when Michael and I started kissing passionately with the masks on. It looked like Bert & Ernie were making out! Hahahaha! It put off a few people who were there with little kids, and for that I really am sorry. But c'mon ... like Bert & Ernie smooching would be such a stretch. #obvious.
I swore on that day I would never dress up for a run again ... and I haven't. But the counseling continues.
... be great today!