Showing posts with label Tulsa Marathon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tulsa Marathon. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Route 66 Tulsa Marathon Performance Review

Mile 5 ... Focused, but my legs were FREEZING!!!
Route 66 Tulsa Marathon 
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Tulsa, Oklahoma
16th Marathon Completed
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Official Time: 3:20:03 Current PR
Avg Pace: 7:38
Splits: 4:25 Negative Split
First Half - 1:42:14, 7:48/mile
Second Half - 1:37:49, 7:28/mile
Finish: Overall ... 64th/1438
40-44 Age Group ... 9th/135
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Avg HR: 169
Weight: 178
Calories Burned: 3,791
Pre-Race Meal: 12" Subway Turkey on Wheat
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Elevation Gain: 654 ft
Total Distance Ran: 26.51
Temperature: Starting Line, 39 degrees
Finish Line, 42 degrees
Wind:10-15 mph
Humidity: 90% humidity 
Comments: Never felt like I got in a rhythm. Legs felt like concrete from start to finish. Second coldest marathon I've ever ran.  Course was quite a bit more challenging than I anticipated.
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Garmin Connect: http://connect.garmin.com/activity/130031437


Overview
After completing my first back-to-back marathons about a month prior, I felt like I had a pretty good base built up for this marathon.  So I focused primarily on speed and tempo workouts leading up to Tulsa, trying to increase leg turnover and hopefully challenge for one last PR in 2011.  A couple of times in past races I had blown great opportunities for PRs, namely the 2010 Indianapolis Monumental Marathon and the 2011 Sioux Falls Marathon.  Looking back, Indy was completely my fault - I just ran a bad race and started WAY too fast. Sioux falls was a little warm for me to PR - about 75-80 degrees.  So I had my sights set on Tulsa and what I thought would be an easy course.

I spent some time analyzing the course elevation profile online, and apparently I misread it completely.  The course was nothing like I had planned. I thought the race was going to be flat, however it ended up having the 4th  most elevation of the last 12 marathons I had completed.  It was by no means a killer, just a lot different than I had planned.  And I literally did  no hill training in preparation, which would have served me well.

Mile 2 at Swan Lake
Also, the weather didn't exactly cooperate.  It was about 39 degrees when the gun sounded, but for some reason it felt a lot colder.  It probably was a combination of the temperature, the 90% humidity, and the 10-15mph breeze from the North.  You literally could not see the downtown buildings through the haze and light mist from only about a mile away.  It was just really damp.  It looked like it rain at any minute all day, but never did.

My overall conditioning felt great for this race.  I was a few pounds heavier at the starting line than I wanted to be, but not bad. Plus in the few days prior, I had managed my diet reasonably well and didn't feel bloated when I started running.  My heart rate seemed to be a little elevated throughout, probably due to the colder temps and additional hills, but I never felt I wasn't in control of the race.  Unfortunately, I could just never get my legs in a rhythm with the turnover I was looking for.  The cold wind made my legs feel like concrete and I never really seemed to get them loose.  It was pretty much a grind the whole day for some reason.

Running the tangents has really been a problem in the last couple of races.  I feel like I'm always aware of what I'm suppose to do and try to run as efficiently as possible.  However, I seem to be racking up a lot of additional distance by mile 26, which does nothing but shoot a big hole in the projected finishing time.  At Tulsa, I notice the extra mileage starting to build around mile 5, and it only got worse. I ended up running 26.51 miles at Tulsa.  This was probably the most frustrating part of the day.  At mile 26.2 I was at about 3:18, which would have destroyed my old PR, but at that point I still had .31 miles left in the race.

Overall I was pretty happy with my performance, all things considered.  I was just a little disappointed with my time.  For as hard as I worked, and as sore as I was after the race, it felt like I should have been a little faster.  But it was a PR on a day when I wasn't my best, so I'll take it!


Course
I know a lot of folks who look at the elevation would say, "That's not that tough of a course!"  And actually, it wasn't bad.  It was just not what I had planned for.  The elevation pretty much went hills ... flat ... hills.  And the hills were mostly rolling hills.  Nothing that was unmanageable.  But they just seemed to keep coming, one right after another.
I think the toughest thing mentally were the hills toward the end.  From about mile 14 on, it seemed like a constant up-down-up-down.  Most of them were only 50' inclines, but on a day when I didn't feel like I was running my best, I would have welcomed more flat roads.

The downhills weren't too bad either.  I really tried to gear down a little and save my quads.  In fact after the race, my quads were the least sore thing on my body, so I probably could have pushed it a little more here to make up some time.

With a little different training, I'm sure the elevation would not have been an issue.  And the course was not the problem at all - it was just me being unaware of what it was like.  I usually don't make mistakes like this, but I missed this one big time!


Pace & Splits
Miles 1-3 ... I spent the first three miles trying out my new plan of starting a little faster because I felt like I was leaving too much time on the clock in the warm-up miles.  I ran these miles according to plan but immediately noticed that my legs were really stiff and cold.  Standing at the starting line, we were facing South and most of this first stretch was ran with the North wind.  But as a result, my right hamstring really began to tighten up.  I would fight this most of the day.  Even though the miles were just warm up miles, I felt like I was working a little more than I should have been.  The pace was really slow, but I my heart rate was elevated a little and I just couldn't seem to get warm on the chilly day.

Miles 4-6 ... I was still trying to loosen up during the next three miles as I gradually increased my pace.  I began noticing that my heart rate was a little higher than I wanted at this point, staying around the high 150's.  This early in the race, and at these paces, I expected high 140's. There was a 100' climb during miles 4 and 5, so think that was probably the reason, but it still seemed high.  The tightness in my right hamstring kept getting worse, and now my calves were starting to get a little tight too.  My calves never get tight.  But again, I just figured it was the wind at my back having a "chilling effect" on my back leg muscles.

Miles 7-14 ... What should have been the easiest part of the race, turned out to be the toughest for me.  These seven miles were a nice long flat stretch along the Arkansas River where I should have really been able to find a groove and ride it until the end.  Problem ... most of it was straight North toward downtown into the wind.  The wind was only about 10-15mph, but I had built up a pretty good sweat at that point, and the breeze completely evaporated it.  I was freezing.  And at this point I really began to doubt that it would be a day for a PR.  I lost focus and found it hard to concentrate with the cold air in my face.  Most of the volunteers were standing facing South with their hoods over their head, shivering as we ran by.  I know they were cold ... I was cold!

Horrible form at The University of Tulsa...
Straight front leg and heel striking at mile 22!
At this point I noticed that my leg tightness had totally shifted from the back of my legs, to my front quads.  They felt really tight, like they sometimes do late in a race.  I kept pushing the pace, but found it almost impossible to get to where I wanted to be.  And my heart rate had climbed to the mid 160's ... on a freaking flat stretch!  I was really working and I should have been coasting!  My hands got pretty cold too.  At mile 14, I tried to open a gel, and I dropped it.  I didn't have another one handy so I stopped and went back and picked it up.  It didn't cost me that much time, but it really broke any sort of rhythm I had at that point.

Miles 15-18 ... At about mile 15 we were back close to downtown Tulsa and the course took us under a few highway overpasses.  It was a steep, short downhill as you went under the highway and a steep, short climb to come out the other side.  It was about this point in the race where the second set of hills started.  And it was about this time that I really began counting the miles until we were finished.  I had labored on a long straight away and knew the upcoming rolling elevation was going to be a grind.

Mile 15 was my second slowest "non-warm up" mile of the race at 7:43.  My pace was really dropping off.  And this set of hills were really having their way with me.  But at miles 16-18 I found two guys that I fell in behind and used them as pacers.  They were running a little faster than I wanted to go at that point, but it felt comfortable.  I stayed about 25 feet behind them and focused on keeping up with them.  Mile 16 was 7:16 and Miles 17 & 18 were 7:04 & 7:01 ... two of the fastest miles I had ever ran that late in a race.  And for some reason, it kinda gave me a little spark.

Miles 19-21 ... This long straight stretch down 15th Street was another fairly tough portion of the race for me.  Since it was a straight-away, you could literally see all of the hills that you were about to climb ahead of you.  And as you headed East, it was another long rolling hill 100' steady climb.  My pace dropped off a little to 7:20, 7:31, and 7:50, but I made up my mind that even I had to slow to a 10:00/pace, I was going to keep going and not walk.  I was really struggling with my heart rate at this point too.  It was consistently in the high 170's to low 180's, but I kept pushing.  I didn't walk, yet, and I was glad that I hung on to the top of the hill.

Pretty excited with the new PR ... 3:20:03 at the Route 66  Tulsa Marathon
Miles 22-23 ... As we turned off of 15th street, we headed North toward The University of Tulsa campus.  The wind was still cold, but at this point I was glad to be leveled off for a while.  UT's campus was a nice change of pace.  It was so clean and beautiful ... but there were NO STUDENTS THERE AT ALL!!!  In most other races when you run through a college campus, there are several crazy kids out cheering you on, or making fun of you ... but not here.  They might have already left for Thanksgiving break or maybe it was just too cold, but the campus was like a ghost town.  But it was a nice break from the rest of the race.  Plus, usually once I get to mile 23 I can feel the finish line.  I was really grinding, but I knew that in about 25 minutes, this thing would be over!

Miles 24-25 ... This final stretch featured a few more rolling hills with a nice long downhill on mile 25.  In fact, mile 25 was my second fastest of the day.  I was really pushing it and looking at my watch.  I was trying to calculate in my head if I still had a PR in reach.  I knew it would be close.  I knew had quite a bit of extra mileage to account for at the end, and I thought it might be a deal breaker.  My heart rate was really elevated at about 185, but I felt okay.  I usually push it late in a race by try to be ultra aware of my heart rate.  I'm 42, and really don't wanna be one of those guys who ends up dead in the last miles of a marathon.  So I make sure I try to manage it.

Mile 26 ... After pushing myself all day, it finally happened in mile 26 ... I walked.  But only for about 15 seconds or so.  And the frustrating thing is that it wasn't because of conditioning.  I felt fine.  It was my stomach.  Once again in a marathon, I thought I was gonna have "an accident".  I stopped for just a few seconds to get myself under control and then pushed it for the last few meters.

I glanced at my watch at about 26.2 and it said 3:18:something.  I was excited, but frustrated at the same time, because I hadn't even passed the mile 26 marker yet. I knew I had quite a bit of time to make up.  I kept pushing it and on the last downhill stretch I could see the finish line off to the right.  So I started sprinting, and about 100 meters from the finish line, I knew I was gonna set a new PR.  What a great feeling!  I gave a couple of fist pumps of celebration and looked at my watch ... 3:20:03!

Summary
It was really a grind on Sunday, but I was happy with how I battled and got the job done.  I'm a huge baseball fan and one of the signs of a good pitcher is being able to beat the opposing team when you don't have your best stuff.  I didn't feel like I had my "best stuff" at Tulsa.  But hopefully being able to battle and run a good race is a sign that I'm becoming a better runner.
... be great today!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Route 66 Tulsa Marathon Review

2011 Route 66 Tulsa Marathon
November 20, 2011
Tulsa, Oklahoma
16th Marathon Completed
My Overall Experience ... 3 out of 5


Spoiler Alert...
  • Well organized race, but few volunteers
  • Very sparse local crowd support & turnout
  • Maybe the best law enforcement support I've experienced
  • Cool & breezy ... 39-40 degrees/10-15mph North wind
  • 2nd coldest marathon I've ever ran
  • Not nearly as flat as expected, but not extremely hilly
  • Nice marathon shirt, finisher shirt, and awesome medal
  • Cool "Center of the Universe" Detour, but I opted not to run it
  • Ran through beautiful University of Tulsa campus
  • Grew "THE PR BEARD" for a month before the race ... it worked!!!
  • Finished with a "disappointing" PR - 3:20:03, 7:38/pace (Disappointing because I thought I'd be much faster)
  • Overall finish of 64th out of 1,438 runners - not bad, all things considered

Finisher Medal ...
Route 66 Tulsa Marathon Finisher Medal ... one of my favorites so far!
Replica of  the 1941 Cadillac hood ornament, "Flying Goddess" 
Tulsa, Oklahoma
I'm always hesitant to disrespect a city after visiting for a marathon.  When you're only there for a short time, it seems really unfair to judge it based on what you experience in a 24 hour period.  However, I've been to Tulsa, Oklahoma many times over the years and unfortunately, it's just not one of my favorite places.  The people have always been very friendly, but there's just not a lot that makes me want to make it a destination.  However, I'm sure there are several wonderful things about the town that I am simply unaware of.

One of the national landmarks that Tulsa claims is Route 66.  It was one of the original, and probably most famous U.S. Highways.  It gained several nicknames over the years including "Main Street of America", "Will Rogers Highway", and most notably in the John Steinbeck novel "Grapes of Wrath" it was called "The Mother Road".  In 1985 the highway was officially removed from the U.S. Highway System, but its long history is alive and well in Tulsa.

(top row, from left) Tulsa, Oklahoma skyline, ONEOK Field - Home of the Double-A Tulsa Drillers baseball team, Meadow Gold Ice Cream sign - a staple of Route 66 since the 1930's, Arkansas River with Tulsa skyline
(bottom row) Wildlife Statue donated by Nature Works, Inc in the River Parks area, Oklahoma State Flag, Front Gate at Philbrook Art Museum
One of my favorite things about Tulsa, is the Tulsa Drillers - the Colorado Rockies Double-A Minor League baseball team.  I've seen a lot really good future stars play there including Troy Tulowitzki a few years ago.  And in this trip to Tulsa, I finally got to see their brand new stadium, ONEOK Field.

University of Tulsa Campus
One of the pleasant surprises of Tulsa was the beautiful University of Tulsa Campus.  The home of the Tulsa Golden Hurricane was very neat and clean and easy to get around.  Most of miles 21 & 22 during the marathon were spent on the campus, and even though I was exhausted by that point, I still enjoyed the beautiful, well kept grounds.

Packet Pick-Up
The pre-race Expo was the standard, run of the mill packet pick-up, and was fairly well organized with a couple of small exceptions.  The Expo opened about 15 minutes late on Saturday morning, which is not really a big deal, just a personal pet peeve of mine.  Also, race numbers were not posted on a large board or available at a separate desk via a computer print out.  Rather, runners waited in line to report their name, then waited for someone to look up the race number before handing out your bib and race chip.  However, the lines moved fairly quickly and the volunteers did a great job of getting the materials to you and answering questions.

It cost $5 to park at the Tulsa Convention Center.  This is another thing that bothers me a little with some race packet pick-ups.  In the $100 I paid to run the race, they couldn't break me off some free parking?  I'm sure there were free parking opportunities available in the area, but as an out-of-towner, I typically park at the event center due to ease and unfamiliarity with the surroundings.



All runners received a blue Route 66 Marathon short-sleeve cotton t-shirt with the "Flying Goddess" logo.  I like blue so I thought it was pretty cool.  Also, marathon finishers received a nice lite gray short-sleeve technical t-shirt with the same logo.  I thought the shirts were nice looking and I'll wear them both. Other than that, there were the typical upcoming race fliers and a couple of free samples including GU Strawberry Chomps (which I enjoyed before the race) in the race bag.  All-in-all it was a pretty seamless packet-pickup.  There were only a few small hiccups and the organizers did a great job.

Lodging & Meals
As usual, I stayed at the Hampton Inn while in Tulsa.  I travel for my job so it's basically my home away from home.  I'm used to their excellent service and the room is always the same, so I know what to expect.  Since I travel so much, I build up a few free nights here and there which I was able to use for this trip.  I stay at Hampton Inn somewhere between 75-100 nights per year.  So I've seen my share good and bad rooms.  The room I stayed in at Tulsa was the single best Hampton Inn room I've ever had.  It was brand new with a mammoth flat screen.  It made the stay in Tulsa very nice!

There's not much to report on the pre-race "meal front".  Just the standard Jason's Deli salad and a couple of stops at Subway for my turkey on wheat.  On Friday night I had chicken and pepperoni pizza from Papa Johns.  Why mess with what works!

"THE PR BEARD"
For this race I grew my first, and probably last PR BEARD!!!  First, because I wanted something to bring me luck in getting one last PR in before year's end.  Last, because I'm not sure my marriage can handle another one!  Michael IS NOT A FAN!!! 

Me & THE PR BEARD hangin' out!
I grew a magnificent, manly, "lumber jackish" beard, and vowed not to shave until I PR'd again in a marathon.  (Truth be told, it was a pretty sad version of a beard)  This was a bit a risk because I'm gonna be 43 in about a month.  It's a very distinct possibility that all my faster times are behind me.  But I really believe that I still have my best marathons ahead of me, so I took the chance that the trip to Tulsa would be one of them.

Now I wasn't about to predict a marathon PR ... I learned my lesson when I did that earlier in the year and failed at the Sioux Falls Marathon.  A little embarrassing.  But I had trained hard and knew that if I ran strong, a PR might be possible at Tulsa.  All I could do was give my best effort, and let THE PR BEARD handle the rest!

I was glad that I had the beard aboard during the marathon on Sunday!  It was pretty chilly at 40 degrees with a 10-15mph North wind.  The beard kept my face warm.  Not only that, it offered encouragement to me when I got tired.  When I wanted to quit, all I needed to do was scratch my scruffly face and it was an immediate pick-me-up.  I would highly encourage any man, and some women, to grow a PR BEARD!  It's one of the great unknown secrets to success of the running world.  And at the end of the day, I had my new PR!  A 3:20:03 finishing time.  So see Michael ... THE PR BEARD is REAL!!! Long live THE PR BEARD!!!  Do you hear me world ... LONG LIVE THE PR BEARD!!!


Race & Course
It was a late 8:00 AM start for the marathon on Sunday.  I was unsure of where to park and how to get around in downtown Tulsa, so I left my hotel room at about 6:15 AM and got downtown at about 6:30 AM.  I think I might have been the first person at the race.  But arriving so early allowed me to find a great free parking spot at a bank about 200 yards from the gear check truck and starting line.  Plus, it allowed me to play several rounds of Angry Birds!  Don't judge me ... yes, I get dumber every time I play this game.

The forecast had varied all week from 54-58 degrees with 6-8mph winds ... which would have been perfect!  Unfortunately, as I sat in my car waiting for the race to start, I watched as the temperature consistently dropped from the mid 40's to about 38 degrees with a 10-15mph wind to start the race.  Also, it was really damp, almost misting - but not raining.  The "feels like" temperature on my phone showed 31 degrees.  Not really Arctic conditions, but it ended up being the 2nd coldest marathon I've ever ran. (Mississippi Blues was 17 degrees, with an 8 degree windchill last year)  The cooler temps ended up having a pretty negative effect on my race - probably mentally more than anything.

 It was chilly, but not freezing at the starting line - plus with plenty of adrenaline rushing through my veins, I felt fine.  The bigger challenge was going to be the course.  I had driven it the day before and it was not nearly as flat as I thought it was going to be.  It wasn't extremely challenging, but out of the last 12 marathons I've ran, it had the 4th most total elevation climb.  In the weeks leading up to the marathon, I had worked on speed and speed alone ... NO HILLS.  I thought the course was super flat.  So as we headed up the first 100' climb at mile 2, I knew I had a challenging day ahead of me.
Route 66 Tulsa Marathon Elevation ... a little hillier than I thought it would be

The course took runners through most of downtown Tulsa, and then through an upscale shopping area before a 8 mile out-and-back along the Arkansas River.  After that we headed back into town, ran by the Tulsa Drillers Stadium, through the University of Tulsa campus, and then back to the finish line.  At about mile 16.5, the Route 66 Marathon features The Center of the Universe Detour. It's a .3 mile detour off of the course where supposedly you can stand in one spot and hear your voice echo.  But those who are only a few feet away cannot hear it.  It would have been cool to experience, but I was pretty dead by then and just wanted to get done.

During the first few miles I really managed my pace well.  I wasn't too fast and my heart rate was really low.  But I quickly noticed that as we ran South, the cold North wind at my back was making my hamstrings really tight.  It wasn't a problem, but really noticeable.  More of an annoyance than anything.  For the first 10 miles of the race, I was keeping pace just fine, but never felt loose or in a good rhythm.  Like I was really laboring to keep this pace that I had kept thousands of times with ease during my training.  My energy level was great and my conditioning felt awesome ... but my friggin' legs were freezing and staying really tight.

At about mile 5 I noticed that I was really starting to accumulate extra mileage.  I really felt like I was running the tangents well, but for some reason the totals on my Garmin were not matching up with their mileage markers.  I ended up with an extra .31 miles, which really affected my overall time.

At about mile 10 we made the turn on the out-and-back along the Arkansas River.  The wind was still blowing out of the North, and this is where I really struggled to keep my pace.  The steady breeze was probably only about 10-12mph, but I was pretty sweaty by then and with only about 40 degree temps, it was absolutely freezing.   It was like my legs iced over at this point.  The stiffness had shifted from my hamstrings to my quads and I was really struggling.  I kept pushing myself on this relatively flat stretch, but this was  the part of the race that really cost me some time.

At at almost every corner where we supposed to turn, I noticed there weren't the typical volunteers pointing the way.  The street corners had been spray painted with arrows, so I never really felt like I was going to run off of the course.  It was pretty chilly, and maybe that's what kept some of the volunteers at home.  However, it would have been nice to have more staff along the course to make sure no one turned the wrong way.  The cold temps undoubtedly had an effect on the people who would typically come out an watch.  This was probably the lowest crowd support I've ever seen for a race this size.  That said, the Tulsa Police Department was amazing!  They stopped traffic and actually encourage runners as they passed through the intersection.  It was great to have their unbelievable support and help with oncoming cars.  My hat is really off to them.

At about mile 14 we turned out of the wind.  This was a welcome stretch of the race, however I had burned a lot of energy battling the conditions and the toughest part of race was just beginning.  From miles 14-24 there were several up-downs with a steady climb of over 200'.  Again ... I did NO HILL TRAINING for this marathon, so the inclines really hindered my pace.  Despite the tougher elevation though, I felt like once I turned out of the wind I was getting stronger.  I began to pick up my pace and I was gradually getting back on track.

Pretty excited to be done with this one
Miles 16-18 were my strongest of the race with 7:16, 7:04, and 7:01 respectively.  Mile 25 was also strong at a 7:04 pace.  But I just couldn't hold onto the faster paces with all of the rolling hills.  The hills were not killer by any means, they just didn't seem to stop.  From miles 20-26 there were 7 hills of 50' or more, and several 25' "speed bumps".  Individually not a big deal, but they just seemed to be one right after another.  A lot of other runners didn't struggle with them though, so I probably just need to get stronger and stop complaining.

As I neared the finish line, I knew I would be close to a PR.  Going into the race, I thought on a flat course with nice weather, I could hammer out a 3:16 - 3:17 without too much trouble.  I still think I can.  When my Garmin read 26.2, I was at about 3:18, but I still had .31 miles to go.  I was able to push it and still get my PR of 3:20:03, but honestly, I felt like I had failed to do what I had set out to do.  Granted, I PR'd and that was cool, but it was MUCH slower than I had planned.

After gathering some orange slices and bananas, I headed over to the shuttle buses that would take us back to the staring line.  The race organizers did a great job with the buses.  They were located directly adjacent to the finish line and very easy to find without any trouble at all.

Summary
All in all I can't complain about the Route 66 Tulsa Marathon.  The volunteers, though sparse, were really great.  And the race organizers made sure everything ran like clock-work.  It was a top notch event.  The things I was a little down on had nothing to do with them.  It was just colder than I had planned, which obviously no one can control.  And the course was much tougher than I thought it would be - which is completely my fault for not researching and training a little more effectively.  I've just got to get out of this place of disappointing times in marathons.  It's one of two things ... either I'm not quite as good as I think I am, or I just need to "suck it up buttercup", and quit complaining and just go out there do what I know I can do!   But at the end of the day, it was a nice PR all things considered.  And one more state I can cross off of the list!
... be great today!

Monday, November 21, 2011

PR at Tulsa ... Oh Yes, THE BEARD Is Real!!!

THE PR BEARD is Real!!!
Just a quick note to thank you for all the kind words that everyone left for me going into the Route 66 Tulsa Marathon this weekend.  As many of you know, in the past few weeks I documented the growth of THE PR BEARD.  I vowed not to shave until I PR'd in a marathon again.  Sunday, I PR'd with a 3:20:03.  (I'm really pretty disappointed with the time - more on that later.  But hey, it's a PR so I'll take it!)

Apparently I forgot how to run tangents, because I actually ran 26.51 miles.  Pretty disappointing, because at 26.2 I was at 3:17:50 which I could have lived with.  I'll write the standard full report later this week, which I know you are dying for - ha.

Now, there's quite a discussion going on in our house about shaving THE PR BEARD.  Michael thinks it should go immediately.  But my dear friends, I said I wouldn't shave UNTIL I PR'd again ... not WHEN I PR'd again!  HUGE DIFFERENCE SWEETIE!!!  Just imagine the world of possibilities and good luck THE PR BEARD could bring us ... it might be around for a while!  Have a great week!
... be great today!

Friday, November 18, 2011

Here We Go!!!



Off to Tulsa like a Golden Hurricane (that's a pun).  Wish me luck on marathon #16 ... hopefully I'll be shavin' the PR Beard on Sunday, but at this point I'm not too sure!  It just seems like lately I have really positive runs, and then the next day will not be so great, so who knows.  You can be sure I'll give it 100% and we'll see...





Until then, you know you've been waiting for this ...
RAWKFIST!!!
Have a great weekend!
... be great today!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Michael REEEEEALLY Wants Me To Run Fast!

FEAR The BEARD!!!
I'm kind of a knucklehead!  Not superstitious at all ... but occasionally I'll do something that I JUST KNOW will bring me good luck.  That being said, allow me to introduce you to The PR Beard!  Like hockey and baseball players during their Playoff and Championship runs, I've decided to grow a beard that WILL NOT BE SHAVED until I PR in a marathon.  

Even though a lot of people say it makes me look like Brad Pitt or DiCaprio, saddly, I'm not a good beard grower.  I have too much of a baby face.  Plus it's thin and red.  I kinda grow a Kid Rock splotchy mess that really looks horrible.  But you will FEAR The Beard!!!  If I had my way, I would grow a mountain man monster beard like Brian Wilson's of the San Francisco Giants.  A big long gnarly looking piece of art on the end of my chin.  But that would take me 73 years.  So I usually end up with something just a little better than a 10th grader ... or Chaz Bono.   

Is this grandstanding?  Maybe.  But this senseless self-serving pathetic move has served me well in races in the past.  Plus, MICHAEL HATES IT!!!  So that makes it even funnier to me ... I mean in a loving way!  I think even if I could grow a real beard she would hate it.  

This all started at my first marathon at Little Rock in 2009 (pictured right).  Yes, you could barely see the little guy on my face ... but it was there with me!  Just look at how intense I was ... Blue Steel baby!  All bui'ness with my face full of The PR Beard, sort of.  That day I ran my best marathon to that point!  Yes, I already told you it was my first ... you don't have to harp on it!  When I wanted to quit, The PR Beard told me to reach down deep inside and conquer the weakness and push through the pain.  I finished that first marathon for many reasons.  A personal goal.  My family.  But probably most of all ... for The PR Beard.

My Half Marathon PR came in 2010 in Kansas City (pictured left).  And you guessed it ... The PR Beard was right there with me! YES I KNOW YOU CAN BARELY SEE IT ... I GET IT, I DON'T GROW A GOOD BEARD!!!   But for your information many Jr. High boys would be proud to own it.  Just like me, The PR Beard does the best it can! I'm not the fastest dude in the race, and The PR Beard is not the fullest or best looking, but together we get the job done!

And finally there was Indy in 2010 (pictured right).  Not a PR, but I did run my second fastest marathon ever!  And if I do say so myself ... I had the second best beard in the race that day.  There was a guy in a Santa suit who out-bearded  me with long white whiskers.  But I'm not totally sure it was real. So my beard might have actually been the best, but who's to say.  It was cold in Indy that day, but ya know that thick lush rug on my face really kept me warm and made me run fast!

So yes Michael ... there is a reason for The PR Beard.  It's called manhood baby!  And it's a mission!  You might hate it.  You might make fun of me non stop.  And you might even make me sleep with one eye open so you don't shave it off.  But The PR Beard is real!  And it has spoken!  And you better pray that I run reeeeally fast at Tulsa next weekend.  'Cause this time, it ain't comin' off until I PR again.  And check it out ... if by some miracle I ever Boston Qualify again with it ... I'll probably just keep it forever!!!  FOR-EV-ER!!!  And slowly but surely, follicle by follicle ... you'll learn to love it like I do.  But if you can't love it ... you will honor it, and respect it, and you will FEAR THE BEARD!!! Seacrest out.
... be great today!