|Nice Michael ... with the ALWAYS NICE Jim!|
Michael - "Hey hunka-hunka burning man, what do you think about running the MO COWBELL Half-Marathon in St. Louis with me in a few weeks? We might even try to get Coy Martinez of First in Philly to run it with us!"
Jim - "Gee honey cakes, that sounds swell! That's a really funny name for a race and the t-shirt looks cool, so just let me check my calendar and I'll let you know fo sho!"
Michael - "Perfect Sweet-ums, because I really wouldn't want to run this race without you by my side ... and furthermore do anything in life without you!"
Jim - "Awwwwwe, that's what all the people in my life have always said!"
Jim - (ring-ring, ring-ring) "Hey there Pumpkin-britches! Listen, count me in for the MO COWB..."
|Mean Michael! (Do you own any other ear rings?)|
Michael - "Don't Pumpkin-britches me ... I'm running MO COWBELL with Coy!"
Jim - "Oh cool, that'll be fun to meet Coy and run a race with you gals!"
Michael - "Did you hear me? You're NOT INVITED ... it's a girls weekend! No boys! Don't ask me again! Men suck!!!"
Jim - "But I thought it would be cool to meet Coy? But I thought it would be fun to have a shirt that said MO COWBELL? But ..."
Michael - "Bu-bu-bu-bu ... are you gonna cry about it??? I said NOOOOOOO!!!! You're uninvited! Not going! Not wanted! It's a girl's weekend! Get it penis owner???"
Jim - (Thinking to myself) "... you're the one who's umm ... uninvited!!!"
Michael - "I heard that!!!"
So, as you can tell, I was quite unceremoniously disqualified from the MO COWBELL Half-Marathon before it even started! If you don't read Coy's blog ... YOU MUST CHECK IT OUT!!! Friggin' hilarious!!! (Michael's blog is pretty good too I guess) It would have been really cool to meet her & her husband, and chat about the Blue Grass State, horses, and Dick's Sporting Goods ... but I guess I'll just stay at home and rearrange furniture or something. Have fun on your GURLS weekend! Sideways frowny face!
... be great today!